Rules:
1. You must answer every question without lying ONCE.
2. At the end, you must tag not one, not two, not three, but FOUR people.
3. Those people you tag must either be sent a note or you have to give them a comment on their page saying "You've been tagged!"
4. At the bottom of the questions, you must answer the very last one (before the one that asks who you tag) with, "I do solemnly swear that I have confessed the truth in all the above questions." Or else you epic! phailed the whole THING!


1) Tell us a little bit about yourself. Gender, age, hobbies?
Hello. I'm -pose- SUPER RIOUX, AT YOUR SERVICE. I'm young, despite the fact aht I act like an old fart. XDD I like reading, writing, being awesome, bowling, LISTENIN' TO MAH MUSIC, aaaaand talking\texting!

2) Now let's get a little deeper! Do you have a secret crush?
-shifty eyes- MAAAAAYBE.

3) Do you prefer men, women, both, or neither?
As in, like, relationships? Men. Otherwise, I could care less. I have lotsa guy and girl friends.

4) Are you one of those people who believe the forwarded messages that spam your inbox?
God no.

5) WHY are you best friends with your best friend?
Uh...I don't have ONE bst friend. Lol I have too many friends to single one out as the best. They've all got their own characteristics that make them special.

6) Do you like where you are in life? Where you're going, where you've been?
Uh...I'm okay with where I am now, I LOVE where I'm going, and I've got nothing against where I've been. If I hadn't done the things I'd done, I wouldn't be who I am. And if certain things hadn't happened, my life'd be so different. I wouldn't change it for the world.

7) Is there anything you'd like to accomplish before you go?
I wanna travel the world, find a great guy and have a family with him, learn 2 other languages, and go sky-diving and bungee-jumping at least once each. Not necessarily in that order.

8) How strict are your parents? The annoying kind of strict, or the too loose?
My parents are evenly strict. They're not crazy strict, but they're most certainly not lax.

9) Siblings? If so, how many and do you like them at ALL? If not, do you feel lucky?
I have an older brother. We don't get along spectacularly, but that's okay.

10) Do you have a favorite book? Or if you don't read books, maybe a magazine?
I read WAY too much to have a favorite book.

11) Favorite genre of music?
Rock. Or anything that makes me laugh.

12) Song?
I'll just put the songs that I've listened to today.
"Eye of the Tiger" - Survivor
"Misery Business" - Paramore
"All These Things I Hate (Revolve Around Me)" - Bullet For My Valentine
"Dead Puppies" - ...IDK who. D:
"Fish Heads" - ...IDK who. D: -shot-
"Love Games" - OLD GREG. 8D LOLOL
"Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting" - Carl Douglas

13) Artist?
Too many to count.

14) Water bottle company?
AQUAFINA. 'Cause they used to have a British spokesman. XD

15) Video game?
Oh heavens. KH 1 and 2, all the GH games I have, DDR, Jak 1-3, POKEMON. 8D and Pandemic 2 on the PC.

16) 'Nuff of that! Time to roleplay! Now, you're running from the law and are running through the sewers to get to safety. You come to an intersection; one direction is water and the other is cement. You know that if you take the water route, you'll most likely be safer at the end of it, and your scent will be lost by any dogs they're using... but the thought of trudging through that is not pleasant. The cement way is longer, but at the end, a friend is waiting to slip you through a secret passage, and you're more likely to get caught. Which way do you take?
Good lord. XD That's random. But I'd probably run for it. I'm not a fan of swimming, and I love the thought of having a more dangerous route to escape.

17) Your best friend is dangling at the edge of a cliff, right next to your mother. You only have time to save one of them. Which one will you save?
Dude. XD WTF? Um...I'd pull them both up. Thank God for upper body strength!

18) Your best friend confesses to you that she is madly in love with your boyfriend. What do you do?
I'd be like WTF?! But, I guess I'd find a way to work it all out.

19) QUICK! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE SOVIET UNION AND NEED YOUR BANK NUMBER TO GET ENOUGH MONEY SO I CAN BUY MYSELF OUT! GIVE IT TO ME, QUICK, HURRY!!
OH MY GAWD, WE HAVE TO HURRY. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR ANYTHING, BUT I'LL SPRING YOU OUT!

20) Black cat crosses your path. Your reaction?
I'd look, snicker at the thought of bad luck, and keep on truckin'!

21) Is that--GASP--CHRIS BROWN??
OMG I SO DON'T CARE.

22) Omg. Ew. Chris Brown. How could you LIKE Chris BROWN?!
-refer to last comment-

23) You just encountered the love of your life kissing a different girl. How do you react?
I'd freak for like 2 seconds, then smack him. We'd work it out, though, maybe. Depends on how sorry he is.

24) What do you believe is the purpose of life?
Whatever you want it to be, kiddo. I think mine is to make others happy and make some sort of difference.

25) How did you like *our answers?
THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOURS.

26) Tagging time!!
I TAG YOU, YOU, YOU, AND YOU.